Recipe for a good life
life
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life hack:go outside and meet people
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not really cooking
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pro tip: don't try to microwave or eat this
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recipe
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1 cup of
great genes, without them you are fucked.
You are the product of a fuck; maybe a bit of love, fast swimming sperm and good timing,
and just your pure existence probably fucked up someone else’s life or made it fucking special.
You are the product of a fuck; maybe a bit of love, fast swimming sperm and good timing,
and just your pure existence probably fucked up someone else’s life or made it fucking special.
Think about it, the
fact that you are here and alive already has an impact, but with the right mixture of
chromosomes, you could actually be a big deal.
Add 2,5 spoons
full of education, without it your potential doesn’t even matter.
Learn how to write, calculate and think under the rules of school, then be forced to think outside the box, later on forget that and keep putting everyone you meet in a jar, put a label on it and never use your own brain again. That’ll make you happy.
Learn how to write, calculate and think under the rules of school, then be forced to think outside the box, later on forget that and keep putting everyone you meet in a jar, put a label on it and never use your own brain again. That’ll make you happy.
But if you want to lead a good life, forget the system and
destroy the box, start with your own.
Try not to organize the chaos, find your
own path through it,
label nothing but your mistakes of judging someone too early
or of judging someone never at all (if you never judge someone based on their behaviour you might even not care about anything at all and just eat nothing and indifference right now and throw up regrets later),
label your mistakes with a big red sign and never
repeat them, maybe twice just to make sure you did them but not a third time.
Stop forming your opinion too early on, don’t get your hopes high and your standards low.
Stop forming your opinion too early on, don’t get your hopes high and your standards low.
While stiring the mixture don't forget that you can have a bright future even when your past is dark.
Then cut 3 pounds of
luck into little pieces and toss them more or less gently in.
Without it destiny seems just like misfortune and we might realize, that there’s no god who makes stuff happen, the power lays within yourself.
You might as well just take your life in both hands and throw it – in the hands of another human, in the air and wait where it lands - or you carefully put in your pocket, maybe you need it for later.
Remember to forget how much you fear the dauntlessness.
And that you can never fail at trying.
Without it destiny seems just like misfortune and we might realize, that there’s no god who makes stuff happen, the power lays within yourself.
You might as well just take your life in both hands and throw it – in the hands of another human, in the air and wait where it lands - or you carefully put in your pocket, maybe you need it for later.
Remember to forget how much you fear the dauntlessness.
And that you can never fail at trying.
Now take 4 and 1/2
teaspoons of good books, bad movies and ugly quotes from those and sprinkle them over everything, without it life
would be so boring.
You can dive into a film, swim across a library and drink from quotes, pop culture is like water, it tastes different everywhere.
You can dive into a film, swim across a library and drink from quotes, pop culture is like water, it tastes different everywhere.
In the end add 1 pinch of different people,make sure your choice is balanced and diversified, without them there would be no audience for blog posts.
Family might taste too bitter, love might taste too sweet, sex can be quite salty and strangers a little cheap. Find friends that still like you even though you randomly rhyme nonsense or overuse alliterations.
Family might taste too bitter, love might taste too sweet, sex can be quite salty and strangers a little cheap. Find friends that still like you even though you randomly rhyme nonsense or overuse alliterations.
Let yourself be found
by friends, that love especially that.
Mix it all
together, smell and lick it, if it’s still a bit too distasteful add a bad penis joke
to make it even worse.
Put it in
the oven, let it bake for about 80 years and when it’s done and ready to be enjoyed you are probably already dead.
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